Sardar Jokes
BEST SERDAR JOKES
Sardar Jokes, Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the
Kya Hua
Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
"Kya hua, kya hua"
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.
"Kya hua, kya hua"
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.
Apni Dukan Ki Mithai
Santa: Tumhaari dukan par itni mithai rakhi rehti hai, kabhi khaane ka mann nahi karta?
Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon.
Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon.
Aap Par Joke Bante Hain
Santa's Son: Papa agar aapko Rs. 10 aur Rs. 5 raaste mein pade milein to aap kaun sa note uthaoge
Santa: Rs 10 ka note.
Son: Bas isiliye aap par joke bante hain. Dono bhi to utha sakte ho.
Santa: Rs 10 ka note.
Son: Bas isiliye aap par joke bante hain. Dono bhi to utha sakte ho.
In Daughters Room
Santa finds cigarette box in his daughter's room..
"Oh my god! she smikes"
The he finds whisky
"Oh my god! she drinks"
Then he saw a boy
"Thank God! its all his"
"Oh my god! she smikes"
The he finds whisky
"Oh my god! she drinks"
Then he saw a boy
"Thank God! its all his"
Santa Rocks
Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Bandi Sardar
Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
Sardar in Zoo
A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"
Medical Test
Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.
Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"
Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"
Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
Einstein and a Punjabi
Einstein and a Punjabi sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.
Ek Sardar Par Bijli Giri
1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili...
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyun?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyun?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.
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