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Pathan's Interview

A Pathan being interviewed at U.S. Embasy:

CONSULATE: Your name please?

Pathan: Gul khan.

CONSL: Sex?

Pathan: Ten to twelve times a week.

CONSL: I mean male or female?

Pathan: Both male/female & sometimes Camels too.

CONSUL: You seem Ugly !

Pathan: yes Ugly & Pichhli both sides.

CONSL: Freaky Ass!

Pathan: yes sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay.

CONSL: Man are you hostile.

Pathan: Horse style, dog style any style !

Consl: Oh dear.

Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.

Investment Risk

Boss hired a sexy secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.

Police: "Who was there at that time in the room?"

Secretary: "I was there"

Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?

Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000.

Then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000.

Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!

How to Bully

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy,

He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table,

and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The GUY then responded in a loud voice:

"Rs.5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH?"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her:

"I study law and I know how to screw people."

Kings Donkey

A King enrolled his donkey in a race

& won.

Local paper read:

'KING's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind

of publicity that he gave the donkey

to the queen.

The local paper then read:

"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN

TOWN"

The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer

for 10$.

Next day paper read:

"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen

to buy back the donkey and leave it

in jungle.

The Next Headlines:

"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS

FREE & WILD"

The king died... !

Missing Car

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling

Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

"Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging Out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without Missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!"

Signboard

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:

Married MEN not allowed.

We serve the needy, not the greedy...

Delivery ke waqt

Doctor to lady: Kya aap delivery k waqt bachche k baap ko apne pass dekhna chahati hain?

Lady: Nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

Where is Qutub Minar

Father: Qutub minar kahan hai?

Son: Pata nahi.

Father: Kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.

Son: Suresh uncle kaun hain?

Father: Pata nahi.

Son: Kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo..

Wife doesn't use

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

$10 to climb the tree

DAUGHTER: Mom, that man gave me $10 to climb that tree.

MOTHER: Stupid! he wanted to see your panty!

DAUGHTER: Ahah! I'm clever, I did not wear any of them!

SEXY JOKE

Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?

Bibi:- Hai ji.

Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.

Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?

Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega

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One husband to his wife: - Our Business is going down, if you learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.